Chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-choo-choo! Neeeeeeeeeeeeerooo! What the…? Let me explain. During my infancy, meal times were littered with sounds of transportation mechanisms (The former was a train, and the latter, a plane. My onomatopoeia for a plane is admittedly a tad sketchy.). Imagine a spoonful of baby food coming straight towards your face, the spoon veering toward you like a vehicle, and [...]
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I feel weak-kneed. Pale-faced. Clammy-palmed. I feel the need to designate a lucky pair of underwear. Maybe I’ll choose the green and white striped ones. Or maybe plain black, to reflect the seriousness of the occasion. I feel it, deep inside the pit of my stomach. The feeling one gets while being pulled over by a police [...]
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I’ve had a revelation! A revelation, I tell you! My Back-to-Basics blender - the one I believed for the longest time couldn’t crush ice - has officially crushed ice! You can’t believe how exciting this is for a girl who had all but given up on her bladed kitchen appliance. It made my day. I’ve long been wary [...]
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