Chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-choo-choo! Neeeeeeeeeeeeerooo! What the…? Let me explain. During my infancy, meal times were littered with sounds of transportation mechanisms (The former was a train, and the latter, a plane. My onomatopoeia for a plane is admittedly a tad sketchy.). Imagine a spoonful of baby food coming straight towards your face, the spoon veering toward you like a vehicle, and [...]
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Buttah. It’s name evokes imagery of smooth richness. Buttah (AKA butter) is awesome. It’s fantastic. It’s a stick of lipid gold. Put a peanut in front of it, and you get one of the best darn things on this planet. Peanut buttah. Ah, yes. Spreadable, slatherable, dippable, and lickable, peanut butter is an extremely versatile ingredient. It [...]
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Are you weird? I bet you are. Don’t worry, I’m weird too. I personally believe that we’re all a little weird, regardless of whether or not we admit it. The word “weird” has a negative connotation. Oddly, the word “unique” has a positive connotation. So if weird means unique and unique is good, then is weird, good? [...]
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Swoon. The verb evokes a spirit of fanaticism, of eagerness, of weak-in-the-knees adoration. To be honest, I don’t usually think of myself as a swooner because the word sounds like a noise that a bird or other winged creature would make. I don’t like thinking of myself as a bird. But on second thought, what’s [...]
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Notice anything different? Anything at all? In case not, I’ll be Captain Obvious. My site has undergone a makeover! Sure, it’s a long ways from perfect. There are still many things on my “to-do” list in terms of blog development. However, the overall effect is certainly better than it once was. I wanted to achieve a more professional, clean, [...]
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Amidst oddities with the likes of Mummy Meatloaf, Faux Turkey Bread, Panda Bread, and M&M Pancakes, I’ve somehow overlooked the quintessential blueberry muffin. Practically every food blog worth its salt has a blueberry muffin recipe, and understandably so. The blueberry muffin, as well as the pancake and bowl of cereal, is a carb-a-licious icon of the American breakfast. Aunt [...]
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